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(I'm Looking for a) Furry Hyena
I’m looking for a furry hyena
More hirsute than the average hyena.
Not a hyena with the double chins.
No hyena plays me, Frank V, in Asteroids, and wins.
I need a hyena who will lend me his or her stepladders.
All it takes is a couple of piña coladas.
Whereupon a furry hyena gets even fresher.
And even agrees to lend me his or her grain thresher.
My preferred hyena is parahyaena brunnea.
But a proteles cristata is a nice idea.
I don't want a hyena without any fur.
Without a warm coat they could get cold. Brr.
I need a hyena with a lease.
Who won't censor me like Hyena Ed Meese.
And some day when you see little Frankies running around, you will know that that furry hyena was finally found.
But right now I'm still looking for a furry hyena.
I'm looking for a furry hyena.
I'm looking for a furry hyena.
I'm looking for a furry hyena.